The Differences Between Being Hungry, Horny, Sleepy & Bored

And here’s the truth, I’m the BORED girl. HAHA this post is entertaining.

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The Differences Between Being Hungry, Horny, Sleepy & Bored

You can have a $25 giftcard to anywhere you’d like.

Hungry: The nearest fast food joint.
Horny:
Do strip clubs do gift cards? No? Ha, I was totally kidding anyway – Hooters it is.
Sleepy:
Can I just decide after this nap?
Bored:
How far will $25 get me at Disneyland? Damn, um, maybe a gas card so I can venture out. Ooh, actually, Walmart! That will be entertaining.

Your ideal Starbucks order right now would consist of:

Hungry: Fourteen cake pops.
Horny: Flirtatiously asking the barista for their recommendation so you can tell them how good it is, regardless of how mediocre it actually tastes.
Sleepy: Something with several caffeine shots.
Bored: Asking for details about various coffee beans and the structure of that overpriced thermos for sale, just so someone will interact with you for a bit.

Your mom calls. You react by:

Hungry: Asking her to describe…

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